Daily True Story Digest No. 278

23^rd June, 2005

News Room – District Command Station.

Operation canine has been launched, which is unfurling towards a major war the world has never seen before. It all started when a few horny bitches getting tanned in the sun suddenly attacked us few brave men proceeding towards the club. The few brave men however, at that moment, defended themselves with their tennis rackets. The assailant’s counterpart, dogs, growled and swore to come up with a better attack plan next time. The humans, shrieked in fear.

Today, the war has been declared by the humans, to eliminate terrorist and establish democracy and freedom. Plans to eliminate the enemy and their strongholds are being put into execution. Assassins have been brought here, along with their ultimate lethal weapon: The Sweet Mao.

 

Now this Mao is like a small bundle of food that is put in front of dogs, and when the dogs eat it, they die after 6~8 hours. It’s a safe way to kill dogs, because in the first 3~4 hours, the poor animals don’t know they have been poisoned, and after that they start to feel drowsy/sleepy and still do not know till they die in their sleep. I wonder if they would know then that they’d been poisoned.

After finding a dog, the assassin places the food in front of dog and watches as the dog eats the delicious meal. And the meal is so delicious that when it is thrown to another dog, the dog that has already tasted the meal snatches the meal from the weaker one. And sometimes, the weak dogs get to eat none, and they are the one who survive and woe revenge: We’ll be back!